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Read & Download Bill the Vampire (The Tome of Bill, #1) ã PDF, eBook or Kindle ePUB free ¶ There are reasons we fear the night He isn't one of them Meet Bill Ryder programmer gamer geek and hopeless dweeb when it comes to women All he ever asked for out of life was to collect his paycheck hangPermanent kind of death and the deck is definitely stacked against himBut Bill isn’t exactly average A vampire like him hasn’t been seen in over five centuries He's got a few tricks up his sleeve unlikely allies to help him out and an attitude problem that makes him just too damn obnoxious to uit He may just pull it off if he doesn't get his teeth kicked in first Bill the Vampire is an 80000 word horror comedy adventure by Rick Gualtieri. I would love to say something extremely witty in my opening line for my review of Bill The Vampire After all it's been since June since I have posted a review and Rick Gualtieri has waited an unforgivable amount of time for it I read Bill The Vampire months ago and i'm still freaking giggling about it I don't giggle much Laugh well yah A good deep giggle Not too often hence I treasure anyone or thing that causes them Bill has been added to my favorite list and belongs there Even though life circumstances kept me from writing I kept Rick's book in the forefront of my mind as the first review I would write when it was possibleBill is a geek as you can surmise from the book cover and summary to follow Awkward self deprecating and goofy I connected I have a huge crush on geeks of all types There is no truer and exciting group of people you will ever encounter They are heart felt and honest in their pursuit of all things labeled geeky and i'm one of themRick Gualtieri get's it and his portrayal of an unlikely vampire is dead on pun intended Smart and goofy Bill takes us on his journey through a dangerous world of supernatural killers but stands back with the rest of us as we see hilarious stereotypes vampire posers and a trashy heroine who treats Bill like crap leaves him for food then uses him for her own purposes Tramp with a heart of gold As characters are so important to me I focused on all of them and was rewarded with uniue and entertaining personalities from the vampire leader Night Razor to his steriod raged cronies I was thoroughly involved and turning pages like the windBill The Vampire contains the mind of a geeky dude the heart mostly of a street tough vamp chick and the ego of a wannabe Vampire Master A hilarious string of events when all are combined and an unexpected conclusion that has you cheering and gigglingBook Summary There are reasons we fear the nightHe isn't one of them Meet Bill Ryder programmer gamer geek and hopeless dweeb when it comes to women All he ever asked for out of life was to collect his paycheck hang out with his buds and eventually someday ask out the girl of his dreamsHowever then Bill met Sally She was mysterious aggressive and best of allsmoking hot Bill never stood a chance Before he knew what was happening Sally had lead him to his death and that was only the beginning of his troubles Now Bill awakes to find himself an undead predator of the night The only problem is he’s still at the bottom of the food chain He’s in way over his head surrounded by creatures dangerous better looking and a whole lot cooler than he is Worst of all is the dreaded Night Razor a master vampire who just can’t stand him He gives Bill a 90 day deadline to either prove himself or meet a permanent kind of death and the deck is definitely stacked against himBut Bill isn’t exactly average A vampire like him hasn’t been seen in over five centuries He's got a few tricks up his sleeve unlikely allies to help him out and an attitude problem that makes him just too damn obnoxious to uit He may just pull it off if he doesn't get his teeth kicked in first

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There are reasons we fear the night He isn't one of them Meet Bill Ryder programmer gamer geek and hopeless dweeb when it comes to women All he ever asked for out of life was to collect his paycheck hang out with his buds and eventually someday ask out the girl of his dreamsHowever then Bill met Sally She was mysterious aggressive and best of allsmoking hot Bill never stood a chance Before he knew what was happening Sally had lead him to his. If you are a jackass and want to read about pussy this and pussy that go ahead and read this If misogyny isn't what you want to read about don't read this It's as simple as that The description of this book and cover makes it seem like you'll be reading about some dorky vampire but that isn't the case at all Bill is revoltingAnd if that's not bad enough after preaching every other sentence about how a woman is not important or worthy if she's ugly well he then goes on to justify screwing a twelve year old

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Bill the Vampire The Tome of Bill #1Death and that was only the beginning of his troubles Now Bill awakes to find himself an undead predator of the night The only problem is he’s still at the bottom of the food chain He’s in way over his head surrounded by creatures dangerous better looking and a whole lot cooler than he is Worst of all is the dreaded Night Razor a master vampire who just can’t stand him He gives Bill a 90 day deadline to either prove himself or meet a. DNF 7% with zero stars givenAuthors Take heed Non stop vulgarcrudeoffensive language DOES NOT eual humor